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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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2 RepliesCheck m8 I never sleep in my real bed. That's what my body doubles are for. He's distracted by my body double so I jump out and attack him with a spoon. And watch him wander around my office, blind.
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"You wanna play some Halo?"
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1 Reply*has a heart attack and dies* Guy: Well that was easy... *gets shot in the back of the head* HAHA IT WAS A DECOY! I WAS IN THE BATHROOM THE WHOLE TIME!
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4 RepliesTell Deej Nutz to leave [spoiler]got eem [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGrabbin the 45...
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1 ReplyDepends on the gender and level of clothing on said stranger, and if i was drunk the night before.
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( ° ͜ʖ °)
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Since I live alone, I would grab my gone and shoot him in a major artery, then call the cops.
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Distract them with puppies*
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I ask him very kindly TO -blam!-ING GO BACK TO THE SHITHOLE HE CRAWLED OUT OF AND LET ME -blam!-ING SLEEP!! *rages* I can't stand being woken up in the middle of the night =-='
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Kick him in the face
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I prepare my anus.
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Tell him my body is ready
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1 ReplyEdited by DRNO: 4/18/2015 1:34:05 AM*Sits upright* Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and saviour, Cthulhu?
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2 Replies
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1 ReplyTell this person to get out of my room. If this person doesn't listen, this person will probably end up outside my room with a few bruises. [spoiler]Sounds reasonable right? [/spoiler]
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I would drop a deuce on his shoe
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3 RepliesEdited by NutMeg: 4/23/2015 9:05:32 AMAsk to be taken advantage of...
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1 ReplySnuggle... Heavy snuggle
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1 Replyhope he's a space wolf that can morph and is here to take me away...
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5 Replies[i] [/i]
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2 RepliesEdited by Maniacal Mary: 4/22/2015 3:47:36 PMSorry, shoot first ask questions later. Peace out brah. This is why I sleep with my gun securely beside me.
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1 ReplyI don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain
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1 ReplyThat stranger is my bowls and I proceed to go to the toilet. Damn you Taco Bell. Damon you
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If it's a stranger, I'll shoot them in the face. (I sleep with a revolver under my pillow.) If it's someone I know, I'll shoot them too. The go back to sleep.
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1 ReplyGrab my nightstand and break it on their head
