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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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-blam!-
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I grab the knife I keep hidden next to me.
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I don't go to sleep.
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say hi then go back to sleep
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Edited by TGI Friday's: 5/4/2015 5:05:44 AMI spred my asscheeks wide for shrek...
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Look back at him
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2 RepliesCall up my man CHUCK NORRIS
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Punch em' in da face
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Offer them left overs from dinner give them some money and tell them to be on their way
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2 RepliesEdited by Myron Orenji: 5/4/2015 2:44:56 AM
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I probably panic, then realize it is most likely just sleep paralysis.
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2 RepliesKill them with my full auto nuclear bomb gun.
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Call Jake from Statefarm
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I cause it's ass to die
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8 RepliesHi Bane?
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2 Repliestry xbox.com
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7 RepliesI would say,"so are you taking me to hogwarts or what?"
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5 RepliesEdited by CYW Nightmare: 4/27/2015 4:33:09 PMDepends on multiple factors but my first instinct would to scan the room slowly looking for anything useful weapons etc. Then size the person up identifying their strength, speed, any weaknesses such as messed leg or hand, and then I would look for weapons even a consealed mini pistol leaves some buldge if not carefully hidden. After I account those factors obviously my fight or flight is ready and I decide whether I fight or flight. [spoiler]If your curious how adrenaline works read here: The adrenaline if used for flight has a weird scary but nice feeling to it i can run incredibly fast like it's nothing and keep that speed up until I feel safe. Shortly after that you feel tired and drained depending on how much was used/time used. For a fight response pain seems to not bother you, you definitely still feel it though not quite strong or in my multiple experiences. It has the same muscle effect as flight where you can fight hitting really hard, really quickly and time seems slowed during the rush which allowed me to use precise attacks and dodge hits. Again after that depending on the factors, your really drained and tired.[/spoiler]
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If stranger has ill intent: Male: Disable him with the 9mm I keep on my night stand handcuff em. Then call the police. Female: brandish my fire arm attempt to handcuff em, then call the police. (If handcuffing fails disable her with shot to the leg) If stranger has good intent: Male: (stranger) BRO! Don't freak out! This may seem unbelievable but I'm from the future and need you to come with me and do things! Me: okay let's go save me some future cheerleaders! Female: (stranger) don't freak out! But I'm here because of reasons... Me: what reasons? Stranger: specific ones! Me: am I going to get probed? Stranger: no. Observed. Me: well! pretty hard to "Observe" from over there come join me. (Latter) panda comes to the horrifying realization that he just slept with a space hooker. And was robed (panda lost $500)
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Cthulhu.... You've come for me! IM READY!
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2 Replies.........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ........ ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ `/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／
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1 ReplyWant some pizza? [spoiler]Pizza solves multitudes of problems[/spoiler]
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I tell them that something came in the mail for them today
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1 ReplyDepends on which undergarments I'm wearing.
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Communicate. Then proceed to kill, fcck, kick, hug, laugh, or call the police depending on the lines of communication.
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4 RepliesInvite her to cuddle with me so I don't have to hold onto my pillow [b][/b] [b][/b] [b][/b] [b][/b] [b][/b] [b][/b] [b][/b] :'(
