Hello I am Mandalore [spoiler]the communist[/spoiler]
And I wanted to know if you've accepted our lord and savior [i][b]Mandalore the creator[/b][/i] into your lives? Tomorrow is our celebration of space easter which is when Mandalore the deceiver tricked the oppressive JEDI into believing he was killed but he LIVED!!! And when the team of JEDI went forth to take his body Mandalore the Deceiver activated all his thermal detonators thereby wiping out those JEDI and turning the tide of the battle on Easter station!
R.I.P. Mandalore the deceiver he died so that you may live
Tomorrow we shall recreate the battle
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*stares uncannily* And I am HAL9000