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4/5/2015 7:37:35 PM
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Dead?
Why are you dead?
[spoiler]That's boring. Does it eat tacos?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No it doesn't. [/spoiler] Yeah nothing's really happened. It's nice, actually
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[spoiler]i guess it could eat tacos and the reason I'm "dead" is suicide[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yay it could eat tacos! :D[/spoiler] [spoiler]*does happy dance then goes to read what's after the and*[/spoiler] [spoiler]SAY WHA- LETHAL WHY YOU DO DAT. D:[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Why don't you read Exos post with over 100 comments what I tried was reverse psychology it didn't work but oh well now I know where pandora brings things[/spoiler]
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Edited by FlamingoLamb7: 4/5/2015 7:46:10 PM[spoiler]I don't understand what you just said, but from what I can gather...[/spoiler] [spoiler]You just secretly said that you actually like my tacos and that they are the best thing in the universe. Am I correct? What am I asking? Of course I am! I always am! :D[/spoiler]
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I'm sending my shadow after you now
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Wait what? Why?
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Kek you fell into Lethal's trap again
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*my shadow is following you about 30 feet back and whispers in your mind* The hunter has found it's prey
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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!!! STOP! JUST STOP! I DON'T UNDERSTAND... How.. You.. Cant.. FREAKING FIGURE IT OUT... How low is your intelligence?
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 4/5/2015 8:00:25 PM*the shadow lunges at you and picks up by the throat you start convulsing as it pumps electricity through your body then drop you*
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I'm sorry. My armor is electric proof. Anyone with a brain who wants to make this really cool suit with all sorts of awesome stuff on it, Would make it immune to electricity. In fact, Tacotanuim naturally does not conduct electricity.
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*the shadow picks you back up slams you into the ground and knees you in the face*
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Edited by FlamingoLamb7: 4/5/2015 8:08:18 PM*I kick it's face, get up and shoot it. I then throw a sticky bomb on it's face and when it explodes I charge in and slice it with my sword 5 times, then I pick it up and throw it at the wall, then proceeding to grab it by the throat and increase my grip attempting to choke it, at the same time I'm repeatedly slamming it's head into the wall and punching it's face with my other hand* I dislike it when I seem weak because your always bossing me around. I know this shadow thing is impossible to kill, but you said something about being able to get it tired? Right? *I Then pick it up, throw it in the air, and jump up increasing my jump with my rocket boots and I kick it in the stomach multiple times midair and proceed to slam it into the ground going 35% the speed of light. I then put one of my feet in your face and activate it's rocket boot, on maximum burn*
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*your foot goes through it's face it summons a scythe and slices your armor in half then punches you in the chest*
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STOP IT RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN'T FREAKING SLICE MY ARMOR IN HALF. [spoiler]No really stop being OP.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]fine I'll slightly adjust it[/spoiler] *the scythe phases your armor off your body then my shadow punches you in the chest*
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Edited by FlamingoLamb7: 4/5/2015 8:24:30 PMStill OP. I just stop calling it armor. It's more of a full body suit. It has loads of technology in it and without it I'm mostly unprotected. And It has loads of weapons in it.. The things it has: Cloaking Rocket Boots Missiles Advanced map of the planet that is created as I walk Advanced enemy sensors that can pick up all hostiles and number them exactly Etc. And, it's basically indestructible. And it requires an extremely complicated process to take off, that needs machinery. To take it off any other way is near impossible. It's stuck on tight. Very tight.
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Interesting [spoiler]you should stop letting me in your head[/spoiler]
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Wait are you talking in my head?
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I am don't you remember how I can manipulate your mind
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AAAAAAAAGGHH! STOP STOP STOP! *I'm holding my head with both hands and screaming* STOP STOP STOOOOP!
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When I'm out of purgatory I'll get out of your head until then get used to my voice
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NOOoOO AGGGH! *I fall to the floor and continue screaming* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I CAN'T GET USED TO IT!
