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4/5/2015 6:13:05 PM
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I shot shrek last night
The police are taking the carcass away. But last night I heard an intruder. I grabbed my 12 gauge dildo and searched my house. When I saw a pretty big guy in my living room. I drilled him and when I turned on the light I saw he was dressed like shrek. Although, the costume looked too realistic. The police say it's the most realistic costume they've ever seen. They can't even figure out how to get the head off to see his face. He had a big bump im his pants and was hiding stuff in people's anuses. I think he was a terrorist. "terrorist"
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[quote]The police are taking the carcass away. But last night I heard an intruder. I grabbed my 12 gauge dildo and searched my house. When I saw a pretty big guy in my living room. I drilled him and when I turned on the light I saw he was dressed like shrek. Although, the costume looked too realistic. The police say it's the most realistic costume they've ever seen. They can't even figure out how to get the head off to see his face. He had a big bump im his pants and was hiding stuff in people's anuses. I think he was a terrorist. "terrorist"[/quote] As I watch Shrek the Third right now...
