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4/4/2015 5:44:16 PM
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Make sure nothing disturbs my katana
*I run into the woods at an unbelievable speed thanks to my amulet*
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Okay. *Disturbs katana*
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*I come flying through the trees and roundhouse kick you in the chest shattering your armor into shards* What did I say
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Woah woah woah woah woah. That is scientifically impossible! My armor can withstand 10 nuclear bombs exploding right by it. >:( How, Can you shatter it?
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 4/4/2015 5:54:12 PMThe force I came at you was slightly under the speed of light that's much stronger than 10 nuclear bombs plus the friction I created melted your armor slightly weakening it
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My at!or can withstand: Temp. Of up to 35,000,000F. And.. You slightly melted it? The speed of light eh? I can withstand an entire cruiser armed with nuclear explosives launching at the speed of light, and hitting me and exploding.. And you can shatter it.. Eh?
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Well what's made by fire...tools weaponry and armor. I can control fire and pretty much destroy anything that melts so your armor broke like glass if you gather the pieces I can fuse them back together
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Okay. *Gathers up shards and gives you them*
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Alright then this shouldn't take long *i take the shards put them into place and start fusing them together. in 3 minutes I fully repair your armor*
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Thanks.
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Yeah I guess *I rip my katana out of the ground and lightning strikes where it was*
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Spit it out what do you want to say *I pick you up and start walking back to the base*
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Hey! Let me go. D: And I have nothing to say.
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Fine *I let you go and walk towards the base but I disappear when I walk behind a tree*
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*I come up behind you and shove you* You can't exactly get away from me
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Stalker..
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Thank you you're so kind *I flick you in the nose and knock you down into some bushes*
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Edited by GingerlyWalnut3: 4/4/2015 6:23:49 PM[spoiler]Are you two ever going to get married?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]First of all, I'm not gay. So that's a big one.[/spoiler] [spoiler]And.. Even if I was, NO.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I was jk. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i know how I could torment you two later you and ginger it's going to be pretty funny when I see the chance[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No please.[/spoiler]
