PLAN OF ATTACK:
[spoiler]A letter with a piece of toast in it[/spoiler]
Any questions?
:3
English
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[spoiler]Its all fun and games until we get Attacked[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]then through toast at em... They won't see it coming, then we strike[/spoiler]
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 4/3/2015 5:18:58 AM[spoiler]*Raises hand*[/spoiler] [spoiler]How will we mail it to him? Should we physically deliver it to him instead?[/spoiler]
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We could send a courier...
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[spoiler]Very well.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Is he to be trusted with such a vital task?[/spoiler]
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Eh... Let's just say it's from a friend...
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Send me I can bring him to hell I would love to torture him just like I did to his ancestors *chuckles demonically*
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:l [spoiler]*whispers* Toast solves everything...[/spoiler]
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How about a red hot branding to the eye *laughs maniacally*
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How about we do that in the end....
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Fine....I hate living some times *falls asleep*
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*pets your head and leaves a treat in front of you*
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*starts crying softly*
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*sits down next to you* sh-sh-sh-sh-sh... It's ok.... It's ok... No need to cry.... *slowly pets you softly* It's ok...
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It's not ok for me *starts crying uncontrollably*
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*pats your back gently* It's ok.... It's ok....
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I've been drowning in a sea of trying to make him happy but he keeps putting me down and pushing me away *cries uncontrollably and whines*
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*pets you slowly and calmly* No you're not... Just relax... Just relax...
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If I find a way to die I'm taking it because so far I have no reason to live except torment anything alive *stops crying and whining*
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*calmly pets you* Just relax.... Just relax....
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*I disappear then reappear 50 feet away in my human form there is a strange object in my hand*
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*gets up slowly* J-just put whatever is in your hand down lethal... Put it down...
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* I smile and flick the object into the air it opens a portal and two hell hounds come out* This is Haru and Aria
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Ok, at least it's not a knife... *calms down*
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*I snap my fingers and my two hounds run towards the base* Let's see what they find