I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris tells the Cryptarch what his engrams will decrypt into. Chuck Norris saved the Traveler from the Darkness so that the Traveler could save us from the Darkness. Atheon voluntarily jumps off the edge when Chuck Norris is in the Vault of Glass. Chuck Norris plays Skirmish on Bastion and goes Prevailed Unbroken... every time