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Edited by PureBeast72: 9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version

I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]

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  • Chuck Norris beat crota on hard with a lv 1 titan using melee Chuck Norris uses a rocket launcher to beat his opponents to death. Chuck Norris has time to explain, why the exo stranger doesn't have time to explain. Xur uses strange coins to buy from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has a ghost it's called the traveler. Chuck Norris can enter the vault of glass alone. Chuck Norris teleports atheon with his vengeance. Chuck Norris spawned an orb of light once, it's called the sun. Chuck Norris has hawkmoon for xbox. Chuck Norris has lv 6 Eris Morn reputation. Chuck Norris opens the sprit bloom chest and gets exotics. The fallen were a noble race once, then they fought Chuck Norris.

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