I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Rahool ALWAYS gives Chuck Norris exotics for EVERY engram, no matter what color... even greys... he's afraid NOT to... (which is why Rahool has so few good weapons & armor to give the other 10 million guardians... so if he gives you green weapons for purple engrams, you'll have to take it up with Chuck yourself... good luck with that)