I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by FlavoryBacchus9: 4/2/2015 3:17:44 AMChuck Norris doesn't need exotic weapons, or any weapons at all... or even a super... his punch, his roundhouse kick and his breath are all he needs... ... though sometimes he uses a hand cannon to kill distant enemies ... for the pretty sounds it makes...