I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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A long time ago, Chuck Norris took a walk across the moon. During this walk, he dropped his pocketknife. A small thrall boy named Crota picked up the knife. He still uses it to this day. [spoiler]One day Chuck will be back for his knife[/spoiler]