I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by NeuroticExodus: 4/1/2015 11:12:49 PMThe presence of Norris causes crota to kneel down indefinitely. The Gorgons once tried to win a staring contest with Chuck Norris, the Gorgons became weaker.