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toast envelope
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"Hey -name-, would you like to go to prom with me?" Simple as that. Just go up to her, ask, get an answer, go on with your life. Prom isn't even that significant in the grand scheme of things anyway. Dunno why people waste so much time and money on it.
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Depends. Do something unique. If like girl im taking who is epic sketch artist (like "holy toenail of Zeus how did you draw that?" good, but beside the point) I got a sketch pad, drew a few half-doodles for the first few pages, then made word art saying, [i]Emma, Prom?[/i] on ~5th page. Then proceed as follows: >Be me. >have a small bag, like the under armor or adidas drawstring ones, just big enough to hold a sketch pad. >let sketch pad "accidentally" fall out of bag. >reach for it kind of quickly, so as to draw her glance. >she sees sketch pad, "I didn't know you drew" >respond with "yeah, but it is nowhere near as good as yours." Gotta get that compliment in. >her: "mind if I look?" >turns pages, I go "thats mostly just doodles, you can flip past those" >reaches 5th page >speechless.jpg >she mouths "yes" >profit.jpg
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Grab your crew as moral support, get some flowers and a sign, go out to a mass of people during school, and ask her. Crowds work well on promposals.
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Toast->Envelope. "Ay girl, u want sum fuk?" -blam!- her right in the pussy.
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Depends on the relationship you have with her.
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First of all, if she's your girlfriend already, why do you have to ask her to go with you??
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Train many dogs to stand on hind legs and contort their bodies into letters Make them spell prom They must all be small puppies No one can resist puppies
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Drive past her house on a lawn mower every day. One day, swerve onto her lawn and start mowing shitty circles into the grass. When she comes out and asks you to get off her lawn, loudly mumble "Soyuwanttgotoprommeee?" And she'll be like "Yes, get off my lawn!" And that's a yes so she has to stay true to it. BAM! Prom date <3
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So you grow out your back hair so it is like a jungle of hair them you shave the words PROM? Then you ask the girl you want to go to prom to shave your back then when you lift up your shirt she will read the words...then she might say yes.
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Show her what $5000 cash looks like. Then ask.
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"Do you want to go to the prom with me?"
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Vibrators