I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck norris uses NLB in the secondary slot. Chuck norris kills minataurs with precision damage. Chuck norris shoots out of titan bubbles. Chuck norris generates 10 orbs every super. Chuck norris uses his own orbs. Chuck morris' starting weapon wasn't khovost, it was a single shot musket. Anything chuck norris equips becomes exotic after he removes it.