I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris has beaten Crota... in VOG. Chuck Norris has gotten an exotic shader. Chuck Norris's Timebreaker actually blows up time. Chuck Norris plays the Nightfall... during the day. Chuck Norris reached level 32 using only common armor. Chuck Norris has gotten the flawless Raider trophy before buying the game.