This better not be spiked with magic Viagra...
May I have one?
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Th-I-I-I dont thrink it riz.
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Kek *stumbles and pours you a glass* Here youu go... *cheers* Ayyyy!
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Caz I h-h-have anotherer uno?
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*pours another* *stumbles*
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*drinks takes bottle* You know whate? Imma drinky this whole goddamney thing. *begins chugging champagne*
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*takes drink* TO THE EMPIRE! *takes another drink* TO PROSPERITY! *takes another drink* TO ME NOT BEING A POLITICIAN ANYMORE BECAUSE I GAVE MY JOB TO SOMEONE ELSE! THEIR GONNA HAVE FUN WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT! *takes another drink* Damn, toasting/dedication game is strong today...
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I ameryrino drunky as fückito
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Je drunk as -blam!-é, j'ai tres tres content...
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Huh Iv dont understandosjfrux
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*stumbles* who'd you give it to? *drinks more*
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Wait what are thou talkerin about.
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*takes drink* Alondite. He seems good at the peace keeping job, obviously I couldn't handle it if I'm giving it. *is somewhat drunk* Hard job man, keeping you bastards from tearing each other's dicks off.
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*stumbles* It's a ha-*hic* It's a hard job *hic*
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*slaps your back* Yourerer hicupssssssssss goney yeti?
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*stumbles* Oh maaaan.. *hic*
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BOOOOOOO! Are they gone yerts?
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Iz don't know... *stumbles and almost falls*
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Heyso guys passssssssssss merse az beeeeeeeeeeeeeersesese.
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Drank moar ma'am.. *is drunk*
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Heyso imma guy. Not some biach.
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Eyyyyy! *stumbles and falls*
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*helps up then throws back down again* Gimmieer beer.
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*gets up and pushes you toward the table* Over there... Downt puash meh... *collapses against table*
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YAY MORE BEAERES
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Eyyyyy! *cheers and passes out*