I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Atheon was given the idea to make supplicants when harpies committed suicide from the sight of Chuck Norris. The Gorgons avoid Chuck's gaze Chuck Norris beat Crota's End, hard mode and got flawless raider. Then he killed Crota. Chuck Norris can solo VoG because he decides if he wants to go back in time. Chuck Norris once fires the vex mythlocast and got a triple kill, then the bullet hit an enemy. Chuck Norris is the reason why nobody attacks the tower. The thralls run from Chuck Norris. The Vex have rumors about the most deadliest force in time, it's Chuck Norris.