I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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The Thrall make sure the lamps are turned on when Chuck Norris enters the abyss Oryx is the Son of Chuck Norris The Cabal don't blow up planets out of their own will. They do it under the orders of Chuck Norris Public events make sure they're completed upon the arrival of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris decides he wants some cheese that was recently patched. The game reverts back to a point where said cheese can be eaten The Cryptarch always decrypts engrams into exotics for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris' Fatebringer is leveled to 331 The Traveler came to Earth to escape Chuck Norris Chuck Norris spotted a Gorgon in the Labyrinth. He has found his prey