I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by Briguy_Kels: 3/31/2015 6:19:00 PMChuck Norris won a staring contest with Phogoth. *roundhouse kick to the chin-nuts* Chuck Norris bought the Destiny hard copy from Gamestop on Day One. When he upgraded his system, the digital version was FREE. There will only be on contestant waiting for you in The Arena. *beard punch* Chuck Norris started up Destiny on Day One: all on-disc content was unlocked. The Traveler is just a life sized replica of Chuck Norris' left nut. *his balls saved humanity!* And finally... All of the theories in Destiny are wrong... [spoiler]There is no Darkness or Light... [/spoiler] [spoiler]Just creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.[/spoiler]