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3/31/2015 1:05:58 PM
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you find out your friend/family member is a stripper...
You walk into a club and they are front and center with nothing but sparkly underwear and people putting notes in their underwear.
What is your reaction and what do you do with that news?
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Snapchat story
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1 ReplyFamily- blackmail Friend- who cares Girlfriend- hoes ain't loyal
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Family: immediately leave & never speak of it to anyone... Ever. Friend: laugh really hard & then go have a normal convo with them while they are in the middle of their performance. I like messing with my friends
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Depends is she hot?
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*claps slowly* -blam!- YEAHHHH!!!!
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Throw them some dollar bills, you have to support your family
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If it was a friend...."____THE HECK YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?!?" If it was a family member. "*hands go up in the air and turns around walking out* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.NOPE"
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1 ReplyIncest
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Depends on who it is
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1 ReplyTurn around, quietly leave and never speak of it again.
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Laugh for about a minute then pull out my camera and record.
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*Does 180* I'm out *Walks away*
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I say "sure go ahead"
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1 ReplyI would blind fold my whole family and bring them in and take it off when he/she starts performing.
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Make it rain she obviously needs the cash
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Lol blackmail
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Get a lap dance then ask to borrow the money you put in their thing later that day
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2 RepliesE-G-O-R-A-P-A-N-D-A? Dafuk is that?
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Friend? Pay her a 5 note. Family? Get a lap dance
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1 ReplyHot sister is a stripper? pay for a lap dance. Don't actually have a sister though.
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Beat up the strip club and take my sister home.
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If it's a hot friend, I support her by sitting down and slipping singles into her thong. If it's a relative, I quickly exit and try to kill as many brain cells as humanly possible, but just enough to forget the last 24 hours ever happened.
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Walk out, bash my head on the wall, then walk back in. If they were still there, than I would repeat the process until I suffered a concussion or the person disappeared.
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If they are family, I walk the -blam!- out... if they are a friend, stay for the show and toss them a $20.
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I got taken to a strip club once with a group and I was paranoid I would see a girl I recognized lol, but I didn't. Ok, what I would do depends on my relationship to her. I would be more likely to try to convince a family member or close friend that she should do something else. Others I would take a live and let live approach. In college when I was tired of waitressing and wanted more money I thought about trying it, not seriously just an "entertain all options" thing and if I had, I think I would have gone an hour or more from my home area to reduce odds of having to give a lap dance to my 8th grade PE teacher or something. But it would still be possible something like that could happen!
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Make it rain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
