I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by Rise to Conquer: 3/31/2015 5:10:36 AMChuck Norris doesn't shoot the Oversoul. Crota dies... You shoot Chuck Norris with Red Death. It gives him health. Chick Norris stared a hunter down. The hunter blinked.. And died. Chuck Norris dismantled Thorn. Said his Roundhouse is a better exotic.