Before bed, Destiny players pray to SmoggyPluto. Before SmoggyPluto goes to bed, he prays to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once took a leak on a Knight's face for fun, that knight today is known as Crota. If you stab Chuck Norris your knife will bleed. Chuck Norris once won a game of Iron Banner alone using the Khvostov. The Gjallarhorn plays the Nightfall every week, hoping to get Chuck Norris. A Cabal Phalanx once hit Chuck Norris with its shield. Today, it's somewhere in the Asteroid Belt. The Queen's Brother owes Chuck Norris a favor. When Chuck Norris joins an ROC mission: [b]Valus Ta'aurc has left the fireteam[/b] Chuck Norris once made a bunch of dirt into a ball, it's now known as the Traveler.