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Edited by PureBeast72: 9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version

I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]

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  • -Chuck Norris can do patrol missions on the sun. -Chuck Norris can open the timestream with a roundhouse kick and send Atheon into the portal. Atheon gets lost in the dark corners of time. -If Crota dares to move to the right before he dies, Chuck Norris just points and says "Go back." Crota immediately returns to center and kneels. "Sorry, sir." -Chuck Norris does not sprint up the stairs in the thrallway. He walks. Slowly. The shriekers shoot confetti. -Chuck Norris can mark the oracles for negation. -Chuck Norris uses the blink-roundhouse combo. As a titan. -If you shoot Chuck Norris with an icebreaker, you explode. -When Chuck Norris gets teleported Atheon goes blind. -All of the bounties Chuck Norris picks up have an extra sentence: "Or be Chuck Norris." -He can turn his bounties in from orbit. -Chuck Norris has four 32s. On PC. [spoiler]Sorry if some of these were thought of already, I can't read them all! xD[/spoiler]

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