Chuck Norris once threw a grenade, we call it the sun.
Chuck Norris sent Atheon to the dark corners of time
Chuck Norris drives Carl Sagan's ship of imagination and he can steer in orbit
The Gorgons run away from Chuck Norris
The Speaker and the Stranger had time to explain to Chuck Norris
Megamanexe is a student of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can equip all exotics at the same time
Chuck Norris beat VOG and CE on a pike wielding the sword of Crota and the Relic of Kabr as a shield.
The Cabal destroys planets that are in the way of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris raised Randal the Vandal as an orphan.
And last but not least
[spoiler]The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris
The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris
The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris[/spoiler]
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He was an awesome dad
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Edited by EvanThe6reat: 3/31/2015 2:57:25 AM\/\/\/
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[quote]Chuck Norris beat VOG and CE on a pike wielding the sword of Crota and the Relic of Kabr as a shield.[/quote]
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All of those were hilarious- especially the Ship of the Imagination one xD