I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris can no longer plays destiny because all the enemies are permanently dead Chuck Norris punched Xur, now he hides his face behind black smoke Chuck Norris Fist of Havoced the vex so hard their critical spot moved from their head to their abdomen Chuck Norris went 56-0 in Clash. Then he spawned in Chuck Norris has never used radiance because he's never died The archon preist won't come out of his cell if Chuck Norris is playing