I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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When you raid with Chuck Norris, you get your drops at the beginning. When Chuck Norris enters the Abyss, the lights come on. When you raid with Chuck Norris, the bridge builds itself. Eriss' eyes are the result of a Chuck Norris money shot.