We see it daily...
"Derp, I'm done with destiny & here is why..."
(Everyone look at me, blah blah)
So instead of this I figure we create a kind of exit exam for departing guardians (or anyone else for tits and giggles). This way with enough comments we can provide feedback (as if there isn't enough already) to Bungie rather than seeing your "halp meh Tom Cruise, um I broke my disk but I still wana be noticed on Bungie.net"
Answer the following ques;
1: Did you have fun.
A. 100% of the time Go Bungie!!
B. 80% but it became a drag
C. 50% I hate RNG but the game is ok
D. 0% this game sucks balls (therefore I sunk 798* hours into it)
2. When was the last time you sunk more than 400 +/- hours into any game:
A. I do it all the time (every single game)
B. Occasionally on really good titles (examples please)
C. Once, but that was only in college & we were experimenting... (Wink wink ;)
D. Never, I play games till I lose interest then I move on... (Perfectly valid)
3. Were the game mechanics of this game better than almost any other game on the market in years (other than jump, why do pebbles on a flat stretch send me backwards??)
A. Amazing mechanics, perfect beauty in motion...
B. Pretty decent but there have been a few better (names)
C. Kinda lame, auto aim blows & I like to be a twitch lmg swaggy no scope kiddo...
D. Worst since Tetris, literally pong has better FPS qualities than this pile...
And finally:
4. RNG(sus) & does he suck:
A. I agree with everyone, it is pretty f'd up...
B. While f'd up, it is also way to fickle & seemingly hates me...
C. Not only that but damn if Xur doesn't sell exactly what I rolled in nightfall/VOG/Crota every time...
D. This is a trash lazy programming way to troll users into chasing carrots... (Lookin at you mother funking ballerhorn...)
(Z. For fun) No, let us pray for forgiveness from our lord RNGsus for he hearest our cries...
So there you go... Please refrain from making more silly posts about broken discs, wasted time, lost GF's (tear), angry wives (puddles), broken controllers, hurt thumbs, broken penis'?... Just answer these questions & we can all get to the bottom of a very serious condition!!
Here to help ;)
Signed: A friend
[spoiler]psych I ain't nobodies b!tch[/spoiler]
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