I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris does patrols from the tower. Chuck Norris doesn't travel to planets, they come to him. Phogoth fought Chuck Norris once, he chained himself up as punishment. Chuck Norris tried equipping a gjallarhorn as a Titan. The game said his melee was exotic. A knight swung at chuck norris, he thanked him for his bravery and called him crota.