Always working out to become stronger, storing food in their huge mouths, they're preparing to take over the world.
We don't know when and we don't know how, but they will strike and they will strike hard.
And remember, if you don't believe me, I will say "Told you so!"
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Pshh, Hamsters. You know not the dangers below your feet. The might of the moleman army is increasing every day. Soon...