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Edited by N4teTr4p:
3/18/2015 7:21:34 PM
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Who would win 1000 bears or a stick?
If anyone remembers my other poll of 1 billion lions vs sun then they will know to read before they vote
The other 99.9999999% of people on here should just pretend that they do and read before they vote
[b]BEAR SIDE[/b]
1) great grizzled grizzly bears are generally grizzled
Try saying that 10x fast^^^^^
2) bears are really ferocious
[spoiler]like really ferocious[/spoiler]
3) grizzly bears are like the Sharks of land...
If they had fins, Giants mouths and a shit ton of teeth
4) [u]bear[/u] grylls
5) bears are bare
STICK SIDE
1) [b][i]if you break a stick then it becomes 2 sticks, if you break those sticks then it becomes 4!!!! There is no winning!!![/i][/b]
2) nuff said
Edit: Holy Shit!!! 6 replies!!!!!!
Edit: back from ban will try to reply to everyone asap
Vote away
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8 RepliesA stick Reason 1) Theodore Roosevelt said "speak softly and carry a big stick" this is also the same man who could have easily killed a bear but decided to have mercy on it and thus the Teddy bear was coined after him. Reason 2) A bear is mortal. It can die. Sticks are already dead and therefore must also be undead. The only way to kill something undead is to destroy the brain. Sticks have no brains. Sticks are immortal. Reason 3) A splinter is literally the worst pain ever. A stick is just a big splinter. Reason 4) Sticks are fearless. If you set them on fire they just sit there and take it. They're like "what else you got m8!" Smokey is a bear and prevents forest fires. Why? Because he is terrified of fires. Reason 5) A stick has a master race. They possess powerful magic and are called wands. Have you ever seen a magical bear? Thought not. [spoiler]Feel free to list any other facts about why sticks are OP as a reply. [/spoiler]
