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3/28/2015 9:26:11 PM
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I hugged a panda once..
I liked it.
I then gave it a taco. :D
English
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*panda has diabetes and dies
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NOOOOOO!!!! I just killed a panda.. :O *Holds funeral for it* We hold this funeral hear for this unnamed panda, that I so brutally gave diabetes and... *Sniffle* Killed... D': *The tombstone reads: Panda. Died of diabetes. ???~2015*
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Now eat the panda
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I can't.. I already buried it.
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DIG IT BACK UP AND EAT THE DAMN BODY *throws you a shovel*
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But- The gravestone wasn't cheap! Neither was the panda statue I put there! And.. I'M NOT EATING A PANDA YOU MONSTER! [spoiler]If I did, Panda would kill me..[/spoiler]
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*draws Ebony&Ivory and shoots the tombstone and statue making them break into large chunks* GET DIGGING RIGHT THE HELL NOW
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That cost a lot! THATS IT I'M GETTING PANDA TO COME HERE AND KILL YOU. >:)
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*shoots next to your knee* DIG UP THE BODY RIGHT THE HELL NOW OR IM GOING TO KNEE CAP YOU
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*steps in THERE WILL BE NO PANDA EATING TODAY LETHAL. NOW STAND DOWN!!!
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Fine I guess I'll have to get my hands dirty *laughs demonically* Now it's time to feed *viciously tears up the ground unearthing the pandas coffin and starts breaking open the lid*
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NO! STOP! *Pulls out sword and slices at you* YOU WON'T BE EATING THAT PANDA! (And that coffin cost me a lot..)
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*rips open the lid of the coffin and violently devours the pandas corpse* that was satisfying
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Nooo! *Hits you with sword and shoots gun at you*
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Walks away in disbelief... "Ok I'm getting a headache now."
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Same *shakes head
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YOU WOULDN'T! *Takes out sword* PUT THOSE GUNS BACK NOW
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[spoiler]Yeah, I'll make her come to the thread and destroy you guys. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yup[/spoiler]
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That's gross... No.
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2015 Imperial Time
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Ummm.. Ya.
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Thanks for killing that panda for me
