So many [b]butthurt[/b] guardians have complained about how [b]godly[/b] thorn is. They say it has too much damage. They say the burn is stupid (then get [b]out of kitchen noobs[/b]). So I'm here today to propose the best way to the gun that only people who [b]don't[/b] have it complain about. [b]1. Extremely low impact[/b] noobs hate guns that do damage. And Thorn is great at collecting tears. So the first thing that needs to be done is [b]lower[/b] the damage so Thorn only does [b]one point of damage[/b] per bullet. [b]2. Healing[/b] why watch something burn to death when you can heal it? By changing the burn to healing, you have your friends [b]hating you,[/b] and your enemies [b]thankful[/b]. Even RocketsMcDickFace will be so happy, he'll use special rockets provided by Michael Bay himself. [b]3. Rainbows[/b] to further strengthen the change of Thorn, it needs to change it's rounds effects. After all it [b]does[/b] shoot thorns. So for this final change Thorn shall shoot bullets with a rainbow trail following behind it. And to make more of our fellow crybabies happy, when a thorn hits someone on impact, [b]it shall explode with confetti[/b] ! That's all for today folks. Hope Bungie implements this so people will continue to complain about everything. Have a good day.