He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Knock him the f#ck out and eat the toast, as long as it doesn't land butter side down of course. Then tell him I want more vault space or I'll let my dog hump his skinny ass.