I sexually identify as a semi-organic sapient being from an alternate dimension sent to watch over earth and make sure nothing gets too out of hand.
Though they tend to call me "male" can someone tell me what that means?
[spoiler]as well as what the title asks[/spoiler]
Edit: Over a hundred, these are great!
Edit: I've tried replying to a bunch of these but when I refresh the thread my replies no longer appears...
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I sexually Identify as a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of Raising dongers every day. People say to me that a person being a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . From now on I want you guys to call me “Lenny” and respect my right to Raise Dongers at will. If you can’t accept me you’re a Lennyphobe and need to check your donger privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.