*Puts hand in blender *Flips switch *screams in horror *Pulls out hand *Blood squirts out OP:holy FÜCK, sick *pulls down sleeve, squeezes ketchup on OP's face Me: ha tricked ya! the blender wasn't even on! *puts hand back in blender *accidentally plugs back in blender with other hand, cause I meant to plug in the stereo *hand gets decapitated *pulls out hand, all five fingers were ripped off & exposes the wrist & bone with mutilated remnants of the hands epidermis flowing in the air as I frantically sway my wrist left and right trying to look for something to stop the blood from profusely gushing out