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3/26/2015 7:49:16 PM
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*grabs you by your shoulders and pulls you uncomfortably close*
I could tell you how to become an Alpha but you probably won't like what you would hear
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I really don't want to know.. But at the same time, I do! Tell me! :D
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You can either kill me or marry me *starts laughing hysterically at the last one and pushes you away*
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Hmm.. Lets see.. Marry you: I'm not gay, so no. Kill you: That's... Impossible. At least for me.
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Yes it is *kisses you on the forehead* I love how silly you are it's fun to watch you struggle *pushes you away* Or I could promote you to an Alpha but you have to prove yourself worthy
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EWWWW. How dare you kiss me.. D: I'm not freakin' gay... Anyway, I don't struggle- *Remembers back in the temple* Ok, maybe a little..
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Watch what you say to your superior *pats you on the head* Now what shall we do *knocks you off your feet and catches you* My armor is actually my flesh that's why I can never take it off
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Yeesh... Well, I don't know what to do. Notice how I'm not reacting to what you just did? It's because I'm getting used to this stuff.. :P
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Oh you need to take your time *puts my hand under your chin* I can understand that
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Meh. Well, I'm gonna go eat tacos. See ya.
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Maybe later I'll try one of your tacos
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You should. :D They're actually healthy, you know. I had them tested and they are the most healthiest food out of all foods. :D So, by eating them I'm as healthy as anyone on an extremely strict diet. Helps me maintain the mandatory under 130 pounds a ninja must be. :)
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Sounds interesting
