Xur will sell women.
That's right whatever your flavour this man has it.
Thank god we saved our strange coins.
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Make...it...rain up in here! -flings coins everywhere-
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Yep it's the only way he can redeem himself.
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Exactly, therefor he must. Imma light up the place with my Motes of Light
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It's going to be epic just ship after ship of women dropping from orbit. Millions of guardians males & females alike standing there just waiting to throw coins & motes at xur.
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It'll be a messy day at the tower
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Slippery when wet.
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Those poor sweeper bots though...
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We should order more mops for them now.
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I'll get right on it. -grabs phone- Operator: Hello, thank you for calling Mops R Us, how may I help you?
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Drains in the flooring guys. All we'll need is a hose or two and gravity. Be a shithole of a time to be walking under the tower though. hehehehe