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3/26/2015 1:14:32 AM
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*in a rustic voice the statue speaks*
"You will never see the light again"
*the statue is joined by other demonic entities that look like freddy aiming rifles*
English
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Zara steps off Kurai and raises a hand in front of herself.
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So, whatcha gonna do bout' this lethal? See, told you. Screwed.
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*picks you up in my mouth and makes you look me straight in the eyes* SHUT THE HELL UP NOW BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE *puts you on my back and looks at the ground*
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Okay okay, I'll stop..
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*the statue grabs zara* *it points it's sword at lethal* "Puny dog"
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Zara faints and at the statues feet a creature appears and grins menacingly. "Well well well, seems my mistress is a weakingly. So be it."
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*the statue looks and grins seeing that you are cramped in the small corridor and cannot move* *statue turns attention toward CJ*
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Well, I'm glad you didn't grab me! Wait- It must be unintelligent! I'm weak, and pretty much helpless right now. Zara- Well I dunno, but why would it grab her. D:
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Juggernaut smirks and replies to Cj. "Because she is weak. Not for long though when this is finished I'll cast her myself into the dark part of space and let her stomach her own demise at her own hands. Foolish little girls."
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Okay.. So, mind explaining these things: What are you? Why are you trying to kill us? Do your attacks happen to have anything to do with magic? And when can I have a taco?
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Juggernaut snarls and flips Cj over with his tail and laughs. "Stupid fool. I am awesome, powerful, and far beyond your comprehension. Refrain from attempting to lower me to your level or I will decimate you."
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Just one question.. Do your attacks have magic in them? It's simple, really.
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Juggernaut snaps at Cj. "Hush weakling and tend to your kind."
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Darn it.. I can't get an answer.. Oh wait, are you an enemy or a friend I can't tell.
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Hey that's my job to bully him so can you not take that right from me
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Juggernaut raises and eyebrow. "You are an oddity."
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Thanks for noticing
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Why the hell would you do that if anything she'd become stronger than you
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Juggernauts eyes brighten at the sight of Kurai. "F off. She's mincemeat compared to me and you are simply a challenge. We have bigger problems to fry, but I will talk to you later." Whips around and fends off the statue.
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*statues sword begins darkening more than midnight*
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Alright honey we can fight over the kids later *laughs*
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"Honey? BAH! You are amusing. Shall I eat you tonight then over a candlelight dinner? I'll let you last till dessert." He grins sadistically.
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Oh come on don't play hard to get I know you like me you just can't resist me
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baby I thought having you around was enough I didn't want to have any kids *sadistic laugh*
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*statue kicks you in the gut and sends you flying across the room* *flames extinguish, but spark*
