The Britain was just a typo, get over it, and if you really looked at the American accents there really is not that much of a range as you think there should be
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You just got rekt
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There's plenty of range in American English. Saying there's not makes you sound as ignorant as you claim the OP is. Cultural African American Vernacular English (AAVE) Chicano English New York Latino English Pennsylvania Dutch English Yeshivish Yinglish Hawaiian Pidgin[6] Regional New England English Northeastern: Boston accent Southeastern (Rhode Island) Northwestern (Vermont) Southwestern (Connecticut) Boston Brahmin accent Hudson Valley English Mid-Atlantic dialects Baltimore accent Philadelphia English New York dialect New Jersey English dialects Inland Northern American English (Lower Peninsula of Michigan, northern Ohio and Indiana, Chicago, part of eastern Wisconsin and upstate New York) Northeast Pennsylvania English Upper Midwest American English (Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wisconsin, the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and parts of Iowa) Yooper dialect (Upper Peninsula of Michigan and some neighboring areas) Midland American English (central United States) North Midland (Kansas City, Omaha, Columbus, Ohio, and Indianapolis) St. Louis Cincinnati Pittsburgh English South Midland (Kentucky, Southern Indiana, Southern Illinois, southern Missouri, Arkansas, southern Kansas, and Oklahoma) Miami accent Southern American English Appalachian English Tidewater accent[7] Harkers Island English (North Carolina) Ocracoke Gullah Ozark English Texan English Yat dialect (New Orleans) Cajun English Southwestern dialects New Mexican English Western American English California English Boontling Pacific Northwest English
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Cajun and texan FTW!!!! Lol ;)
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Damn man, that comprehensive of a list and you left off the great city of Chicago. Here, the vernacular and accent is most often categorized as "just straight cool and/or dope" by historians. True story.