OP I don't quite think you understand the definition of a troll. I've read some of this thread so I've seen how you've been replying to everyone's reactions to your openly obnoxious post. Anyway, a good troll manages to wind people up with bait that is believable and entices users to post and be all like wtf. It seems that the troll is too strong with this one, and too obvious. Better luck next time, I look forward to seeing your progress in the art of trolling. *pats OP on the shoulder*