I have potatoes ask me anything I might even give you one if your lucky sense everyone else is giving stuff out let's make carrots!!!!
+1 (904) 228-1900 text my friends number with potatoes!!
Nvm don't do it guys
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Edited by Tumblr is Cancr: 6/12/2015 11:58:47 PM1v1 me m88
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I ate a fly AMA
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Can I haz some?
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Yuri or Yaoi?
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Gonna make some Halušky?
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I like your potatoes \\ _ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) < ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_/
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-blam!-ing hell Jon....
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Grab a beer and you have a traditional Irish meal
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Lucky.. I have three icebreakers.. But yet to have a potato drop.
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F YOU I HAVE 7 POTATOES AMA [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Do you double fry your fries
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How do you plan on preparing your potatoes?
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That farm tag though...
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Are they "HOT" potatoes?
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Edited by michelleobama: 3/24/2015 11:19:12 PMI AM a potato.
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Can I have one
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If Johnny has 6 potatoes and Sally has 3, but Timmy borrows 2 of Johnny's potatoes and 2 of Sally's, how many potatoes do Johnny and Sally have total?
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When life gives me potatoes [spoiler]I make carrots[/spoiler] But wise and mighty potato man, If I had a time machine and went back in time to tell myself how to make a time machine earlier in life and skip the years building the machine. What will happen to the me that went back in time?
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Why do I come here anymore? Without mods to remove shit like this, there is no value on these forums anymore.
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How do you plan to use your potatoes for the good of mankind?
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Can I put one of my brown potatoes from the Toliet in your mouth?
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Edited by LegendaryKnight: 3/24/2015 10:30:53 PMHow many do you have now? [spoiler]I took one while OP was asleep. The potato was crying becuz it got seperated from his family. I told em to shut it and get in the bag or his mom was next. With tears on his soft, chubby cheeks, he fell into the bag like a turd dropping into a toilet. His sobbing came to an end when I realized the potato suffocated in my bag. I immediately panicked since I realized I just committed murder so at first, I was thinking about burying him next to all the other potatoes but I did what no other man would do[/spoiler] Warning! Mature Audiences Only! Intense Gore. [spoiler] I was left with no other choice but to peel his skin off. After it was gone, I had to cut his body up into several long pieces and deep fry his ass. The sound of his body boiling in the extremely hot pot of oil made me take my chef hat off and leave the kitchen to get a breath of fresh air. He ended up in my stomach. Some people may call this cannabalism, others might say he's lying but the truth is I was hungry.[/spoiler]
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Against medical advice?
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Can I take one's eye in marrige?
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Can we boil them and eat them?