I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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Is your dad a carpenter because you got a nice rack Roses are red. My mind is twisted. Bend over whore and prepare to be fisted Did an angel fall from heaven because I'm certain she looks better than you Did you fall from heaven because you're face is messed up!