- Raiding on Vault of Glass? Tired of those dang detainment fields? Take too long to go away? [b]Use a rocket[/b]! Takes them down 100% of the time. I usually kick anyone from my team who doesn't have a Gjallarhorn so we can take those things down FAST!
- You're at Crota and you've wiped 6000 times due to the sword bearer going and cutting himself in the left boomer tower? Stop beating up on him, [b]have your entire team jump down and give him a hug![/b] I promise you'll beat Crota every time.
- Playing PvP terribly due to shotguns? Wanna cry on the forums about it? Forget about it! [b]Try uninstalling Destiny![/b] You'll never die by a shotgun again. Works 100% of the time, not all the time.
- Still don't have Gjallarhorn? That's a problem isn't it? [b]Delete all your characters and start over![/b] You have a percentage to get the Gjallarhorn now. Don't let Bungie know! No one will invite a level 5 to a hard raid, this way you don't get kicked!
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I was about to comment I hate try hards, but I approve your message lol