He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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I'd say "what about the auto rifles Deej, where is your humanity, man! Can't you see we love these things like our own mothers daughters? CANT YOU SEE DEEJ!? OPEN YOUR EYES!!!"