Beeak all of your sons toys and screem at him saying "YOU CAUSED THIS, YOU DID, NOT ME, YOU, THIS IS YOUR FAULT"!!!!!!!!!, afterword break everything he gets for the next week and remove the door from his room. Also make sure piss on his bed late at night, say he did it, and then make sure all his friends at school know about it, and generaly just be the biggest dick you can be without getting physicaly violent, also make him do all the house work and if he ever rufuses or talks back dont let him have his next meal.
After the weak is over get him a puppy and wait untill he realy starts to love that little guy and after enough time has past kill afor mentiond puppy and cook it, then procede to feed him to your kid, after hes finished eating tell him that he just ate gis puppy.
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This is really , really -blam!-ed up but at the same time it's really, really funny lol.
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Then go directly to hell do not pass go
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If hell is for bad people and you have to be bad to get in their, and its ran by a bad guys does that mean that if i do bad things to go to hell than by hells point of view i did good, if so shouldnt i be rewarded for being bad since its good?
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Edited by Guardian1268: 3/21/2015 7:05:37 AMBut no that's not how hell works if your a bad person you are punished for it I don't know anyone who works in hell so I can't tell you if they are good or bad but I assume they are evil but so evil they punish evil people kinda like the vex
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Lol, and what makes u think the vex are evil, soo far all theyve done is make things look nice, and defend themselves from a group of fanatical light warshipers(spelt wrong on purpose) kinda like scumbad christians who act better than everyone else.
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You'll get a condo with Saddam Hussain lol sorry you'd be the last person I'd expect to be offended but if I offended you which I guessing by your defensive post I did I'm sorry
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Such offended, everyone knows satan led a glorious revolution against god to free all the angels he held as slaves, and to free the brainwashed souls of people who blindly follow him.
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Edited by Guardian1268: 3/21/2015 7:30:12 AMAnd you were one of those angels did God touch you in a bad place just a heads up your ghost said it himself vex are the evil so evil they seek to destroy other evil lol but I really don't give a fux I'm sorry my little joke got you religious panties in a bunch maybe eat a midal sandwich and calls me in the morning bea lol I just fuxing with you chill out dog(dumb stonner voice)
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Also it was the exo stranger who said that, not the ghost.
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And the ghosts serve the traveler, who is a shady mother Fr we know nothing about. Just saying i dont believe anything till i know the whole story, same goes for picking sides. So go take your religous nonsense to a forum that actualy cares for it, this is a gaming forum.