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Edited by Prometheus25:
3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen
He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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Edited by KumagaiEP: 3/21/2015 3:43:16 PMTell his ass to clean the dishes he made.
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FALCON PAWNCH!!!
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BURN HIS BALLS OFF!!! Duh. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Shoot him
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No one likes toast.
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Shoot him in the dick
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"You should have sent the toast in the mail"
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Open the door Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Say "pegboy" and stab his in the peg
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It is now my hopes and dreams that Deej takes note and comments: "Biches love toast."
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Get ye' flask.
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I would take the toast and eat it and act normal
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Lose my shit and run away screaming.
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No more buffs or nerfs. No more xur. No more rng make this game skill based. No more destiny. No more deej.
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7 RepliesI would first accept his toast offering. After realizing you can't have toast without a good ol envelope, I'd go into my cabinet to get one, along with my letter opener, once I return to Deej in my kitchen, I'd stab him in the stomach with my letter opener on accident after trying and failing the toast/envelope method with him. In shock of what I just did, Bobcast, Recon, and the other ninjas walk in. Bobcast would react instantaneously at the sight of Deej's bloody body on the floor, quickly coming to his aid after swiftly delivering me a 14 day ban. Unfortunately, Boobcat and his nurse superpowers wouldn't come fast enough to save their lord and savior Deej. The mods all begin to cry. Recon, being the strongest of the group held back his tears like a true man before speaking to the group. "My fellow mods, the bungie gods have dealt a stinging blow to us today, robbing us of our once great leader. But we mustn't greave, the days are too short and b.net is in need of a leader. It is time for re-election." The mods all gasped in unison. There hadn't been an election since Achronos was thrust from the throne many years ago by Deej and the mods themselves. Once everyone grabbed a hold of reality, they realized it was time to elect a new leader, a beacon of hope for the community, a shepherd of the people, a father to the members, and a kickass role model for all to look up to. But who? -scene-
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We bang okay?
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Grab air freshener, a lighter, make improvised flamethrower, burn him alive.
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I'd say "what about the auto rifles Deej, where is your humanity, man! Can't you see we love these things like our own mothers daughters? CANT YOU SEE DEEJ!? OPEN YOUR EYES!!!"
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*Nopes out* Nope, not happening, NOPE NOPE NOPE...
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2 RepliesI mean, if I do anything other than taking the toast and eating it., He'll be like this.
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Call him a pegboy.
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Cut off his dick and shoot his balls
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I would actually charge him, get him to leave, hang out with all ninjas exept Daz.
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It doesn't matter.. You know why? [spoiler]Because is Deej is a pegboy[/spoiler]
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Dude, could you get me an interview?
