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Edited by Prometheus25:
3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen
He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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1 Reply"Let me get my strap on and bend over" ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Are your clothes dlc deej?
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1 Reply-blam!- him so hard he eventually dies.
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Go back to sleep
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Call the police
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1 ReplyShoot take over skin make destiny great
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Panic. Pure panic.
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2 RepliesI would kid nap DeeJ. Then I would tell him to put his pants back on, we do not have time for that. I would call bungie and say "I know who you are, but you do not know me, but what I do have is a particular set of skills. skills I have acquired over a particularly long time, hundred of hours to be exact. Skills that make me a nightmare to people like you and the hive. Ohh yea and I also have DeeJ if you want him back you have to give all these squeaker kids a -blam!-ing galahorn. You have to also add content to the game. You will also nerf every gun that kills squeakers in pvp. I'm tired of their whining.While your at it just give all the squeaker kids every gun they want. Then maybe just maybe I will not have to here people bitch about Zur selling guns any more. I also want to know why you hired DeeJ for public relations he can't make toast and he thinks you have to make it with your pants off. Then I guess I would tell DeeJ you don't just make toast in people's homes naked and we will be hanging out for a while and you are going to have to deal with those pesky ninjas when they get here. You will probably be here forever but don't think we're friends.
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Give him the D [spoiler]LC[/spoiler]
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Brutally destroy his dreams, dump his corpse in the cellar, and laugh at the story with the ninjas afterwards.
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Kiss him.
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Get naked and prepare for the ensueing party.
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Shove him in a closet and lock him up. I would welcome the ninjas and longface.
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I'll eat that God damn toast because I -blam!-ing like toast
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Tell him I like tacos and I'm having that and they can eat whatever they want. And give him some clothes. Then, set the table sit down and wait for the other guests to arrive! :)
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Kill him then have a party with long face and the ninjas
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7 RepliesI'd brake his wrists and his ankles then throw him out my window where my friends can finish the job
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Wait, which game is this?
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I would tell him I would not like the toast, and then I will go into my bedroom and pray the others will be fully clothed when they arrive.
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Toss him a pair of underwear first off.
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2 RepliesBeam jets can't steel fuel melt
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Edited by The Cellar Door: 3/21/2015 2:23:39 PMI figure it would sort of like this scene, but with more drinks and wizardry.
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bring him to my bedroom
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Edited by steg567: 3/21/2015 3:45:46 PMFirst id tell him to put some -blam!-ing cloths on
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Edited by KumagaiEP: 3/21/2015 3:43:16 PMTell his ass to clean the dishes he made.
