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Edited by Prometheus25:
3/27/2015 10:19:54 PM
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DeeJ is standing naked in your kitchen
He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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I wonder what would happen if someone posted this is #DesticleLand
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360 throwing (butter) knife to the face
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Shoot him
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1 ReplyThe way I react every morning, I shoo him away with a broom. He's always in my pantry eating all my wheaties damnit!
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Tell him to get out before I call the cops
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Oh, offtopic
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2 RepliesPantsless party with recon? I'm in.
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Chase him out with the tongs
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Smack dem buns.
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1 ReplyAsk him how the f*ck did he make toast when we have no bread?
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I'd tell him to sit back down on the rolling pin Activision got him for Christmas
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Uhhh, goat
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Bump.
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Who is Deej?
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[i]kill[/i]
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Toast/envelope
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Caress the genitalia :*
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Do back flips until I fall into another dimension.
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Go home Deej, you're drunk.
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I would pull out my banhammer.
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Open top shelf [spoiler]Theres Popcorn in there[/spoiler]
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Eat him, -blam!- the toast
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Eat te toast
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[quote]deej, where are your clothes? Did you put them with the story of density?[/quote]
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Walk over to him and hug him... [spoiler]Then reach over and grab the knife behind him, and repeatedly stab him for every stupid thing he's ever posted on any forum.[/spoiler] Can we be friends or what?
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1 Reply"Let me get my strap on and bend over" ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
