He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
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I wouldn't react at all.
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Ninjas and longface come over, kick Deej out
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Id be like whudupppppp, fate of all fools?
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Wow, toast. Thanks. Are clothes opional today?
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Take a photo and walk away like i no longer live in that house
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Ask him to leave
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Call the cops, beat him with a bat.
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Get the knife.
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I enjoy me some toast and wait for what I'm assuming will be a great chat
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Ktan is BioSmiley
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*takes off clothes* Thanks man want some eggs and bacon to go with the toast?
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I'd be like "bro, why don't you ever answer my PM's?"
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Ayy lmao
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Hot, bring it on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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InB4Lock
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Open my cutlery drawer, select the sharpest knife available to me and throw it at his crotch.
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See how much of a pegboi he is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Give deej roofies, take his phone and call off everyone except the cool ninjas.
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Kill him.
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Get out!!!
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Call Frankie to kick him out for me.
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Stab him to death
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Kick him out my house for making that parasite